She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

So in an alternate universe, Elizabeth Berkely is Imperator Furiosa?

I have never heard of G.L.O.S.S. before today, but I can say that they are so perfectly, adorably Olympia that I can’t help but love them already.

While we can understand anyone who chooses not to forgive us,

I’ve also found there’s a difference between a genuine “bridezilla,” i.e. a terrible human being getting married and using it as a club on everyone around her, and a “bridezilla” in the sense of somebody who does not willingly take the shit of wedding venues, vendors, or family members. The former is bad, the latter…

I had a few opinions on my wedding:

Because the dude has awful taste. And the bride wanted the bridesmaids to be able to pick their own dresses.

I know a real-life groomzilla. He is obsessed with attention and as he has gotten older he seems to demand it even more as he gets less and less. In his late 20’s he was married to an older women and he used his managerial position to fuck countless, and I mean countless (though he thinks it is around 40-50) different…

I’m snorting because my mom is a total gladys kravitz busybody and one day she was visiting while there was a terrible accident and she was just ALL OVER IT.

Or this particular building. We can’t have an elevator in every building over one story. Sorry, we can’t. There are ways to provide access to folks in wheelchairs or who otherwise have issues with stairs that don’t include elevators. If chair lifts break (which, don’t elevators break? my experience is that they do,…

I’m in a 1200 sq ft rowhome in a Philly suburb. I have a beautiful view of a gas station and multiple car crashes.

That’s why I scoff at all the reports about how well the economy is doing. If I can barely live and participate in my community, than the economy is working against me, not for me.

For those who wonder where Gen-X is in this conversation, I’ll fill you in.

$803 for rent? I think that would get me a couch in a shared studio in L.A.

Good. Maybe now something will get done about how goddamn high rent is. Nobody complains like a Baby Boomer.

Oh yeah, I always thought this was funny in my hometown in the 90’s, they built all these lofts and condos downtown and advertised them as being for hip young professionals. They were actually filled by all my friends’ parents who’d sold their big houses after the kids moved out.

I suspect that she considers herself to be a “cool girl” that is more savvy than other women.

Okay, are you seriously questioning that someone pays their staff what they SHOULD be paid? Good help IS hard to find and at a premium in a place like L.A., where there would be a lot of demand.

Is she the one that helped coerce the girls into giving Terry his blowjobs?

“It is doubtful that—hypothetically, let’s say—paying Sagustume for overtime would have been a problem for the couple, given that Dre made $3 billion after the sale of his Beats by Dre brand to Apple.”