I think they’d be whispering about how tasty the food is and all wanting to shake the hand of the woman who has seen that they were fed. I’m sure though it’d be super awkward as the whole situation is basically saying ‘Wow, I would have been starving today if you had managed to get married instead! :D’.

I kinda felt like the mentioning that the bride wasn't there was weird. Would you want to attend your wedding ceremony after no wedding occurred? She's already feeling enough. Having to see what could have been on top of having everyone stare at you and whisper is the kind of stuff we wouldn't even do at Guantanamo…

Considering her mother sounds like an exceptionally wonderful human, going on her honeymoon with her mother is the opposite of embarrassing.

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

Taylor Swift is hardly the first artist to write about their romantic life and their break-ups. Pink’s written about her breakup. Heck, Don’t Speak was about Stefani’s breakup with Tony Kanal. I don’t know why people act like Taylor Swift pioneered break-up music.

Uh, no Gwen actually wrote that lesson plan back in like 1995.

THIS ABOMINATION; THIS CREEPING, SHUDDERING NIGHT TERROR GIVEN FORM; THIS BLEAK, JOY-EVISCERATING GRAYNESS!

The whole “you should be happy to be paid at all!” argument is crap. Because that’s the same argument that people use all the way down to bottom tier positions in corporate jobs. It’s a cop-out.

Mexico also has Sor Juana Ines De La Cruz (famous Mexican poet) on the $200-pesos bill. Even a very misoginistic country like Mexico beats the U.S.A. on the number of women featured on their currency.

I proudly show any one, and everyone foreign to Chile that our 5 thousand peso bill has Gabriela Mistral on it. Nobel winning poet. She was also a lesbian. :)

I mean, even in the annals of terrible people, Andrew Jackson stands out as a real piece of shit. Even Genghis Khan is like, “Motherfucker has ISSUES.” Even Vlad the Impaler is like, “What is your major malfunction, dude?” Even Nero is like, “Bro, you really need to chill.”

I just want Andrew Fucking Jackson off the twenny. I mean, I know, genocidal psychos need representation too, but seriously, fuck that dude.

Because he championed education. They didn’t know he was a serial rapist at the time, clearly.

He established a lot of scholarships, was a strong proponent and benefactor of the United Negro College Fund, he was donor to many universities, he was very outspoken about education and over coming obstacles of poverty, etc, particularly in the black community.

Goucher has a practice of giving honorary degrees to commencement speakers since they don't get paid. He's probably the most famous speaker they've had, but he's not alone in getting the degree from the school for speaking.

I'd like it better if he could fully realize the repulsiveness of who he actually IS and live with it.

It’s the prestige and recognition that goes along with it. Strip him of all that and all that’s left is a rapist monster.

At one time, he was a beloved comic and humanitarian.

There used to be a rumor at UMass - Amherst that he bought us lobsters every Halloween but it turns out it was just local fisherman being dope.