At my one and only food service job I got reprimanded for not smiling as I was shredding a giant block of cheese (out of the sight of customers). How high would you have to be to be grinning while shredding cheese?!

I feel so terrible for Khloe. She’s dealt with a lot of heavy shit already in her life, and this would break anyone. I can only hope she doesn’t have to make the decision to end life support.

Especially when your billion dollar inheritance depends on it. :p

Her shoes are no joke and you’re absolved. I have three pairs.

We ALL saw it because of Orlando Bloom and he betrayed us.

what the literal fuck is the “current gaming climate?”

Wait, you don’t write for a tech blog? Then how come I keep putting egg yolks, butter, and lemon juice into my DVD drive to make hollandaise sauce?

Please explain “the current gaming climate” in a way that will make me feel great about the fact that I brought home two Xbox Ones in less than 24 hours and neither one of them was able to be used as a game console.

I don’t write for a tech blog. What the fuck are you talking about?

i initially read that headline as

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

“Word on the street is I’m not his favorite person.”

Of all times for Kara to retire Shade Court!!!

I just read that good old whispery Michelle has posted on her blog about how a wife ‘must always submit’ to her man, even when heavily pregnant. Nice passive-aggressive dig at Anna Duggar, as it just MUST have been Anna’s fault Josh is a perv.

It’s kinda like, I just know that women make rash decisions emotionally – they make very permanent, cemented decisions – and then later, it’s kind of like it didn’t happen, or they didn’t mean for it to happen

Ok, so I work in insurance because I’m the devil, and I guarantee she’s suing so the kid’s family’s insurance will pay her medical bills. That is the only way she’ll get paid. Home or renters policies typically have low medical payment limits ($1,000 - $10,000) that will be paid regardless of liability, but to tap…

Unless there is some major family turmoil going on here, I’m pretty sure this is about the fact that the kid’s father’s homeowners’ insurance policy won’t pay for her lost work time and pain and suffering unless she sues the kid even though it’s covered by the policy. I’m sure it’s been discussed with the father and…

I prefer “Hunger Games Chic” myself.

I’m just sad because I HATE lads’ mags. Like here’s the news and here’s a ‘hot bitch’ in a bikini who’s gagging for it, also here are some pointless nasty jokes about ladies we’re not into! Also here’s a balls pun because we’re dudes right!?

Oh man, some of the “classic” Playboy pictures? They’re practically WHOLESOME. The women are cute, they’re smiling, they’re doing normal-person stuff, they look like they may even be enjoying themselves, and they’re all fairly different, physically (within certain parameters, to be sure, but way wider parameters than…