Probably. I’m beginning to think this whole “Tyga” thing is one big publicity stunt to launch Kylie’s kareer.

she has Mommy Lucifer reincarnate

i can’t believe that was an actual movie

Doesn’t it? She seems like such a nice person, and deserves a proper rogering.

This is an insult to Buffalo Bill, who I would fuck before Bieber. *files under things I never thought I’d say*

which just makes me feel sad that selena gomez has probably never had good sex

Never have sex again. The whole act will be tainted.

No. He’s been famous since shortly after hitting puberty and has probably never had sex with someone who’s not a fangirl or a sex worker and who’s likely to give feedback about his sexing abilities. He’s known to be an inconsiderate asshole. And he’s one of the laziest people on earth. There is 0% chance that Justin…

Yeah, but how many born-again Christians, when caught in a sticky situation, claim that their god has forgiven them? I mean, Josh Duggar has always been religious, and it didn’t stop him from abusing his sisters or cheating on his wife, and he claimed his god forgave him.

I really really wish that every blog post about Kim Davis would mention that she’s an elected official. Important, because SHE CAN’T BE FIRED. Say it with me, kids: she can’t be fired!

She looks like the meanest, most hate filled person I’ve seen lately.

So a coworker just walked by and saw this headline. She said “why would he need to be in rehab? He’s just a normal person that got caught.”

Is he addicted to love?

I am unwilling to accept that there is a woman in this universe who wants to be with this asshole.

$20

Who wants to place bets that Josh is living with some other woman?

ANYTHING re Rachel Dolezal:

Kim thinks Tyga and Kylie have “mediocre” chemistry

damn. I need to find out who her dermatologist is.

You don't like clowns?