Speechless. I didn’t even know how to lambaste him on that one, so I went on rages about the things that wouldn’t make me stroke the complete the f-ed out. Just wow. Wow.

Less than 24 hours after my father’s death, my family was siiting in a booth at Chili’s laughing our asses off. Really, really silly-stories, memories (and a touch of hysteria).

A friend of mine died by suicide a few months ago.

Would YOU wanna be the person who questioned the racial credentials of the new president of your NAACP chapter? How bad would you look if you were wrong? I think there was plenty of talk but no one wanted to be that person who asked her if she was really black.

“He recorded a heavy metal concept album about Charlemagne.”

Cringed hard at “You would expect him to be more understanding of what it means to be black.”

Morrissey is known to never play coy when it comes to his opinion on worldly matters and his recent interview with Alternative Nation is no different. About Obama, the singer said he “seems white inside” and criticized POTUS for not supporting black people during Ferguson:

I remember back in the 80s he thought there was a conspiracy on top of the pops to keep white indie artists off and black pop stars on.

Yes, Bridget was much older than she said she was. I remember watching that VH1 show of celebrities going to haunted places and filming it. In one scene Bridget was alone with Koolio who was hilariously terrified. He says something unintentionally funny, and Bridget just laughs. With was her real laugh. Her real,…

When I was growing up, our local TV station’s Saturday lineup was a grab bag of the Hammer horror films, the old Sherlock Holmes movies and other 60s horror. Christopher Lee dying is as sad to me as when Vincent Price and Peter Cushing died.

I'm sad Christopher Lee is gone. I grew up watching Hammer films and Dracula was a big part of my childhood. He was my favorite Dracula. I think I love vampires so much because of him.

I had forgotten the Palins still existed...I’m just going to pretend like I didn’t see that.

I don’t know why anyone would care what Morrissey has to say about American politicians.

Miley. Please stop.

People think I’m deep because I’m saaaaaaad

First, seeing this list I thought.

Absolutely love cheap boxes. I quit buying comics on a regular basis in the early 2000s (used to have a regular pull at the local store), but will always make a point of going through the cheap boxes at some of the comic stores I’ll visit once in awhile.

If you want to see real things said by comic store customers go to ourvaluedcustomers.net. It is HILARIOUS.

I’m the last guy on earth still buying comics apparently.

Although my pull has changed insanely in the past 2(?) years. Basically since New 52.

After reading the headline and being someone who has gone to a comic store almost every Wednesday for decades, I was ready to bounce in here and blast typical stereotypes. However, this is pretty spot on lol. A couple of these types of people I have just encountered in the past couple of weeks. Good show Dorkly, good…