I attended a lovely gazelle wedding once. It was a straight wedding though so it’s cool.

“The reason is that, as Christians, we believe marriage is not a human invention,”

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

The Jensens: “We’re gonna divorce because of gay marriage!”

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

A lot of people agree with the KKK, too, and no, I don’t think their input is valuable. I’m not into hate speech. Take it elsewhere.

This is by far my favorite internet commenting gif response to word salads of idiocy. I try to save it for special occasions, because to some extent, I could use it all day every day. But this qualifies.

I had a coworker ask me if I was a feminist (I answered that I was) and then she said “Well I thought feminists hate men. You have a boyfriend”. No, that’s not how it works. We just want equality, damn it. Also feminism doesn’t equal politics. They’re not mutually exclusive.

Just had a very serious “head, meet desk” moment. What in the fuck.

NO WHY

Michelle Phan spoke with Cosmopolitan Magazine recently, and has this to say on feminism:

my comment is born of sheer jealousy, let me be clear.

I wish her music was anywhere close to as good as her opinions.

What particularly bums me out is the forums and microphones we allow TERFs. Like, allowing this individual a platform at all, along with her bullshit about how “EVERYONE THINKS THIS BUT NO ONE SAYS IT” (um, no, dear, we’re not all as bigoted and rotten as you, thanks) is another way of mainstreaming this kind of idea.

This is the double standard trans women are forced into. We aren’t “woman enough” for some people because we lack the “right experiences”, as if every cis woman on earth has the same experiences (thanks for that one, clueless white feminists), but we are being “gender essentialist” if we suggest for even a second that…

“My parents, they be like telling me to stay off social media period.

NOOOO.

Garlands are amazing y’all. I make one for every big/fun event in my life including birthdays, graduations, concerts, etc. for many years. Just make them yourself. Make them from herbs. Make them from the flowers in your garden. Rosemary is easy to use! It is pliable and sticky. Get some twine. MAKE YOUR OWN.

My favorite part about all of this is “being one with the earth” thing is that that they’re made of fake flowers.

Yeah- associating Farrah Fawcett with Woodstock was interesting.