Jennifer Beals could reprise her original character without even changing the time or setting. The woman hasn’t aged in the last 40 years.

I didn't catch the first musical number, but Jack Antonoff should have conceded center stage to Blu DeTiger for the second song. She was mesmerizing in the background.

Burying the lede here. The headline should have been, “Wait - what? The Goldbergs has been on NINE SEASONS?!?!?”

I guess that rules me out. I’m very much in-touch.

Are we sure this new Charli XCX is the same one from the Martin Freeman episode 7 years ago?

It’s hard to be certain from just one screen grab, but if I’m not mistaken, Lucille Ball is being played by Nicole Kidman who’s played by Teddy Perkins who’s played by Donald Glover.

I would say I’m curious about these daytime “Limited drama series” ... but, yeah, I’m not. Without looking any further into it, I’ll just imagine a gritty anthology detective series that airs right after Kathy and Hoda.

Jennifer Coolidge gets the majority of the accolades for White Lotus, but Alexandra Daddario made every one of her scenes become electric in that show.

Nothing rocked my entertainment world in 2021 quite like Norm Macdonald passing. Even three months later now and I’m still sad-binging Norm clips on Youtube.

Whoa. The AV Club actually forgot John Mulaney?

Based solely on that promo photo, is Mario Lopez playing... one of the teenagers?  

Kodi Smit-McPhee seems determined to only star in Westerns with terrible titles, but if this is as surprisingly good as Slow West, sign me up.

Or if that’s Timothy Olyphant with a gnarly beard... not looking as great.

Ah geez - I was really looking forward to untitled Marvel movie!

To be fair, isn’t 2012 about when Kim Kardashian 1.0 went into a plastic surgeon’s office and came out Kim Kardashian 2.0?

“This is about as bitchy as this show ever gets and it’s a thrill.”

In season four of the Canadian Baking Show, when the 4th place contestant lost she let out a “DAMMIT!” which, in Baking Show terms, is equivalent to going into a blind rage and overthrowing the benches.

So... “Red Oaks, but in Mexico!”?

I, for one, have never seen so many comments use the word “anodyne” in my life. Is everyone using the same Word-of-the-Day Calendar? I feel like I’m missing out.

Moving Bonanas for Bonanza behind a paywall stings

To be fair, don’t we all know remember that freshman in college that wore a baseball cap everywhere and then you saw them one time without the hat and they were balding and looked 35?