I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

No one gives a fuck about your children except you and your immediate family.

Well, your crew fired Dennis for shit’s sake. What do you expect?

Sam, its not the snowstorm. They just realized they have to depend on you for their formative years

This storm should meet my good friend, Florida.

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

You talking about the Pfizer one? Yeah I was on that...

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

“There is nothing better than a middle aged woman doing some pearl clutching over something that has literally no impact on her life.”

I was at the game, and on top of this lady being a fucking ridiculous ball of over-serious smarm, as I understand it, the flag was left there and was HANDED to Cam by Panthers fans.

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

Exactly. I’m fine with wearing whatever you want in terms of whatever social goal you have for your outfit (because social goals obviously aren’t just about impressing dumb boys; they’re also about getting hired at job interviews, or sharing an element of your personality as part of your style, etc!), but damn folks,…

I saw on Twitter someone posted (paraphrased), “saying ‘save the rainforests’ doesn’t automatically mean ‘fuck all other forests,’” which I appreciated as an analogy for all this “all lives matter” nonsense.

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

Buzzfeed News is reporting this? I’m surprised it wasn’t posted as a list of gifs with the headline of “25 Reasons Why I Think Tennis Is Fixed.”

Yeah they did kind of go rogue this year, with Mozart in the Jungle and Wolf Hall and whatnot. I like the Globes for the way they honor comedies, and I found it disappointing that they let the Martian game that. Happy that they went rogue for Mr. Robot though, because that show is great. Regarding DiCaprio, though:

I like to think it started last year at the SOTU.

Good for the President. I’m not sure that this is a “dramatic” step by the President. Using regular people to highlight a particular piece of legislation or policy proposal is pretty standard. For example, American soldiers who were brought to the US as children and would have benefited from the DREAM Act have also…

Obama has less than a year into office and he is entering the, “I don’t care. I am not getting re-elected. I am going to do what I want!” phase that all presidents enter during their last year in office.