One day, I'll open Dungeons and Flagons, a tabletop gaming bar.

I think this stands on Par.

My original headline was "Don't Watch This Video" but I felt it need to better reflect my opinion.

you mean like this?

I think a rubber cheap bank robber mask would work great. Rubber masks are scary in themselves if someone is acting in a threatening manner. The expressionless quality of it adds to the menace. And I understand the idea that the want to show the guys face, but voice work can be really effective, just like in an…

We try not to sexualize her.

That statement seems somewhat weird to me. What about the obvious candidates like match three clones, flappy angry birds and 2046? If you want to limit this to AAA console material, than what's about all he motion, kinecty Wii sporty stuff?

says the dude/chick who has never had great sex.

h/t: Clayton Cubitt's Hysterical Literature

Dad? Are you still telling that joke from the email I forwarded you in 1998?

Do you know that cancer cells are enriched in that shit?

Oh yeah!

As a proper food evangelist, I've found the only way to safely consume DHMO is in alcohol or coffee.

Oh yeah — consumers are drowning in that shit. Literally!

You know fish have sex in that stuff right?

It's the main chemical in acid rain!

I hear that Hitler habitually consumed dihydrogen monoxide!

Thre REAL THREAT is DHMO - dihydrogen monoxide .. companies put that shit in almost everything and it is a pure killer. It kills like 3,000 Americans a year.

Can I PLEASE for FUCK'S SAKE, get some sympathy from my fellow-I09ers for living in the Deep South Wasteland known as Southern California? Unless you live here you really have NO IDEA how willfully and cheerfully ignorant people are. Like, there's this whole monied-class of people who don't seem to have jobs and have…