Two attractive blokes, probably taking their shirts off.

"Well, looks like I'm vindicated at last!"

- Yes, this is very first world problemy. Know that I don't wake up every morning shaking my fists at the sky, screaming WHY CAN'T THE STEAM STORE BE BETTER. It's just a gradual annoyance that's bugged me enough days I felt like writing about it.

Glad they touched upon the most important game mechanic of all time in any game ever:

Fork-tailed? More like fork-tongued, right? Guys?

Gojira licks his chops over the prospect of swallowing all these pretenders!

His point is also incredibly misguided as Sterling is not some retired decrepit fart who mills about the house all day muttering to himself about the "goddamn blacks and mexicans."

That's kinda vague too. I'm pretty sure a new haswell i5 is better than a 6 year old i7 too.

I'm not a huge fan of the old Ninja Turtles. I've never read the comic, and I probably watched a handful of the cartoons as a kid.

I'm not saying I lose the right to express my opinion; I'm saying that as a public figure, I have to expect that everything I say publicly can reflect upon Kotaku in some way.

I have 10k followers on Twitter; when I say something there, it's not just voicing an opinion—it's broadcasting that opinion to an audience of thousands. If I got in front of a room full of 10,000 people and shouted racial slurs, I might not be arrested—because I have the right to say whatever I'd like—but I sure…

And Turtle Rock has the right as an American company to fire you for supporting such foolishness.

Why would you want 16gb of ram? Get a better GPU dude

Doesn't say which generation. An i7 is not just an i7.

Optimization doesn't mean what you think it means...

you've clearly never read the original comics then.

He wasn't being angsty about the morality, but about the effectiveness.

Ward must never, ever be redeemed. He should never even question his past or attempt to explain himself to Akye or Coulson, and he really needs to back off on the lovey dovey crap, because, eww. Just be the Hydra super agent that you've always been, because angsty bad guy is not fun for anyone. It devalues him.

I want Ward to be redeemed about as much as I want kidney stones and a bladder infection topped off with a root canal.