You’re only proving him right. Pterodactyl Squawk Brock is the best at unintentionally hilarious and memorable promos.

They should give her a different promo for each opponent, that’s specific to that opponent.

Power fantasy is real, and yet imagery crafted for the male power fantasy are easily sexualized by people who find that gender attractive. Just ask any girl you know who drooled over Chris Hemsworth’s abs in that superhero movie.

No, it didn’t. They took out a lot of things from the original. The reason it works is because any changes — such as the removal of the Oniwabanshu from the first film, or the near total lack of characterization of the Juppongatana — were either for expediency of plot, or to bring the series close enough to reality…

As someone who always played Tomb Raider with TressFX on, I gotta say... This is not much of an improvement. While TressFX’s strands felt too light, this feels a tad too stiff.

Fallout Shelter players seem really fond of having a single dude impregnate the entire female population, sometimes while dressed as something absurd.

That’s not fair. To provide a similar case: Skyrim was balls-out amazing on PC, decent on Xbox360, and shit on PS3. Does that mean we should have all boycotted Bethesda for poor support on just one console, when the other two platforms were doing quite well? Of course not.

Especially since it looks like the Pip-Boy itself is nonfunctional beyond the 4:3 touch screen. All the knobs and switches on the outside don’t seem to actually work. Might as well just download the Pip Boy app and run it on a propped-up iPad.

Nah! I much prefer the convenience of a console.

but I will continue to do so for developers that I trust.

Can he turn his head, though?

Captain Boomerang is now Discount Bane.

And that’s why professional wrestling is so much better. You know the results are fixed, so you’re not really there for who won. You watch for the athletic prowess and the in-ring story.

You’re comparing apples to oranges. First off, CW Megs is a retail figure. Sure, it’s Leader class, but even then it’s a third of the cost of Apollyon, a third-party figure. The difference in price point is significant, because it means they can put more crap into the third party figure. Hastak has to stay within…

My only problem with this is that none of those black dudes look like Denzel. If you're gonna randomly make a guy black, make him Denzel.

True; other races — minorities, even — can be horribly racist. Those races, however, do not have the misfortune of being remembered for hundreds of years of subjugation and genocide of non-whites.

That requires an engineer, not a blacksmith.

Nope, these guys are much better. Just compare this shield to Tony's Captain America Shield.

No love for Go Nagai at all? Were you not hugged enough as a child?

You think those are stupid, and yet you're totally sold on this hot mess?