Even better if he had actual kaiju mites molded onto the skin.

Why is that tail just jutting straight out? Is it not flexible?

My sister was super-pissed when she realized Wildstyle's bike from Lego Movie couldn't actually be transformed to a jet using the exact same parts. So yeah, Lego does that a lot.

Large chunks of these documents are censored, but still, this stuff is gold. Here's what might be the nuttiest section of all, stating that Gearbox should have "free reign to generate PR hits" through Pitchford, a "respected development celebrity" who "is guaranteed to be headline material in worldwide press coverage."

Are you fans of the comic? I've noticed that most of the people who were disappointed with Drax were first exposed to him through the DnA reboot, and are not aware of Drax's other incarnations.

Zaldana's worse, but mostly because Gamora was unevenly written.

It's not just the script. I've seen him in Man With The Iron Fists and Riddick. His acting has definitely improved to the point where he is no longer "wrestler who appears in movies" to "actor". Not the best actor in the world, mind you. Hell, not even the best actor in GOTG. Just a halfway decent actor that did well…

Did he start doing squats after?

Wow, and here I only noticed when ScarJo's butt was on camera. Didn't realize that the Russos had some CaptainButt scenes for the ladies as well.

My female co-workers all had shirtless Chris Hemsworth wallpapers after that movie came out.

But they'd be dead the following year, because they had been reliving that one year over and over. That was the whole point of the angels keeping humans in the hotel: constantly zapping them back in time to within their little time-locked bubble.

But weren't the angels sending their livestock back every few days or so? So until their death, Rory and Amy are groundhogged. Plus, weren't the angels keeping them within the general vicinity of the hotel? What if they did try to take a train to Jersey, but got immediately zapped back to yesterday in the hotel?

Laido, for example.

There was a time, during the rise in popularity of Asian martial arts, that European swordfighting was considered "dumb" in comparison, just dudes in armor walloping each other with nothing but brute force.

Which is why I prefer the Japanese swordfighting in film. It comes in two flavors:

Why 10-15? I'm pretty sure the technology already exists. Or are they running that demo on tri-SLI Titans or something?

Nah, there's no excuse for Rurouni Kenshin. It really is universally good. Measured against Hollywood action films — the good kind, not that Michael Bay tripe — it's way up there.

Cartoony doesn't work at all? Two words: puny god.

Tell that to the overly cartoonish Hentai Kamen, which worked gangbusters as an absurdist comedy/existential drama.

Except there have been some really amazing live action remakes. In particular, the Rurouni Kenshin ones are truly amazing. Another one I truly enjoyed was Hentai Kamen.