But nearly all of those films had a heavy female presence. At least three of those films ended with a woman saving the day, or contributing heavily during the third act. They sure as hell think a lot better of the ladies.

Have you not seen the film yet? "Space raccoon with gun" doesn't even begin to describe Rocket, whose performance ranges from snarky to tortured, from raw and emotional to cunning and calculated. Bradley Cooper and the fine VFX team behind him really did an amazing job bringing such a complex character to life, and…

Yeah, when Dave had the misfortune of being "directed" by a rapper, he wasn't doing too well, either. Even a competent director like David Twohy could at best only get half of a good performance out of him. So either he learned a lot from James, or the part spoke to him so much that he made an honest effort to get…

Unless he really sold you on his heel turn back in the day.

Oh yeah, that was definitely much better than Kanye. Still room for improvement in some spots, but definitely leaps and bounds above Yeezy in the lyrical department.

Except that wrestler heat and ring psychology doesn't always translate to cinema. Rock's ability to cut sharp, witty promos didn't help him make the Scorpion King any more relatable. Hell, I'd say that he only started hitting his stride after his Fast & Furious debut.

Still enjoyed Rocket and Groot the best, but gotta give props to Dave. Especially since I saw his turd of a performance in the turd of a film that is Man with the Iron Fists. He has definitely grown since then.

...the big [caveat] being that vocabulary is clearly an inadequate metric for success, profundity or impact when it comes to an artist's work.

Is he being intentionally obtuse? Did this guy not know how to use Google properly? Some of his info is super wrong, like:

Hope you saw it. It's one of the better Marvel films to date.

There is really nothing wrong with appreciating all the hidden adult bits in children's shows; they were intentionally put there to keep parents awake. Why do you think Toy Story and modern Disney fare have so many in-jokes that only someone born in the 70's would understand? There's even a trope name for it: it's…

Can we start adding scenes from Guardians of the Galaxy yet? Or is it still too early?

Don't see this movie in 3-D.

We are talking about the studio that just knocked one out the park using a talking, machine gun-toting raccoon.

I watched this movie on every possible format; every time, the audience literally LOL'd for this scene. That's four different cinemas at four different dates, across the span of three weeks.

They'd have to kill him mid-production if he inadvertently spoils it, which, being a giant nerd, he probably will.

While I am slightly disappointed that Groot wasn't the standout character, I can't really blame Diesel or the VFX guys behind him. The goddamned raccoon and Muscular Andy just steal every scene they're in.

Isn't he one of those push-button DJs who just bring their playlists to gigs?

Oh. My. God. Becky.

Wow, this was so good, at first I thought Animal Logic (of LEGO Movie fame) did it. Speaking of LEGO Movie, why didn't they just put Emmett instead of Star-Lord? After all, it's the same guy.