Has Marvel confirmed that Janet Van Dyne is dead in the MCU? Last I heard, Hank Pym and Janet just got into a "tragedy". What if the tragedy is that Janet divorced Hank for being a wife-slapping pig?

Climate change deniers exist because they're invested in something against it. Either they're working for the oil companies, or they think their lives are defined by using way too much gas and power. Thus, anything that threatens that belief, they must assault.

Yeah, I'm not disagreeing with your thesis, but the notion you claim others had. My entire point is that Marvel chooses directors for their specific styles, and have never attempted to strip their directors of their respective signature styles. And yes, Elf is a good sign of what Favreau's capable of, as is Zathura.…

This movie might just redeem that song for me. Ally McBeal destroyed it with their stupid baby-chaka scenes.

You'd be surprised at how many people will buy into nostalgia, given the right marketing.

That's an entirely incorrect notion. If anything, Marvel chooses specific directors to achieve specific looks for their films. Captain America: The First Avenger was a retro-40's affair, so they hired the guy who made Rocketeer. The next film's a modern spy thriller? Hire two directors known for aping various genres…

so tl;dr, capoeira + more spinning?

I resolved a long time ago never to give Cinema Sins another pageview. Seriously, it's like a much dumber, less creative, unwatchable version of RedLetter Media's Plinkett reviews.

Yes, the lack of color/CGI is what I meant by "rough edges". That, and a certain listlessness with the plot. All those aside, we had some great performances by Capaldi, and Jenna-Louise Coleman wasn't half-bad herself.

By that logic, hiring assassins would be A-OK, and totally not villainous. Planning someone's murder, no matter how elaborate, is still murder. Yes, it was played for laughs, but this is South Park. Everything is played for laughs.

She really looks like Gabrielle.

Joseph Joestar. In a world filled with muscles, vampires, campy poses, and lots and lots of punching, Joseph is not the most powerful in either magic attacks (be they ripples or Stands) or outright physical strength.

Did someone say smallest action?

To be fair, amongst all the schemers of Westeros, Littlefinger is a bit too hands-on with his approach. I mean, you don't see Olenna or Varys doing the actual stabby-stabby, and neither of their plans have been significantly fucked up by anyone else. Yet.

I'm with Team No-Balls, only because Littlefinger is getting way too pedo for my tastes.

What little magic he knows is actually not that powerful. At least one demon has complained about the lack of skill with his conjurings, and the whole Newcastle thing happened because he fucked up Nergal's summoning. In other words, he's a terrible magician. But yeah, one clever bastard. He doesn't even need to cast…

Although some would say that Tyrion is just as bad as Ned Stark at playing the Game of Thrones. Divorced from his family's influence and money, not even his razor-sharp wit could help him. All he could do was depend on the questionable skill of Dornish hedonist, a man who eventually got himself — and Tyrion, had other…

If anything, that episode revealed that Cartman is the true villain of South Park. He basically orchestrated a double homicide and an act of cannibalism, all to pay back a bully.

Just wait for it. The episode is VFX-heavy, even for a Doctor Who episode, and since the leaked pilot hasn't had all of the CGI put in, it looks really rough and unfinished.

I feel so sorry for you. If we weren't on the Internet, I'd give you a hug and buy you an ice cream.