“So it seems Tesla can’t win this one”

Excellent answer and thank you for the information, I was not aware of it!

Here you go:

“and then there’s your need to defend him.”

Never said Jalopnik is anti Tesla. It just likes to shit on companies that don’t pay their bills (advertising), and I find the mental gymnastics extremely entertaining.

If you can't attack someone for real events that happened, just make them up!

I figured Jalopnik would take one of the two usual options, when it involves positive news about Tesla: try to spin it in a negative light, or not talk about it at all.

Oh absolutely, any day now! /s

“No way they last long enough now to actually get this thing to market.”

And I’ve seen build quality issues with Fords on every occasion I get to interact with one. So?

“5. Ford’s charging network is bigger than Tesla’s.”

“Are you drunk, on drugs or off your meds?”

You’re coming off as having an unhealthy obsession with Tesla.

“given that many battery factories are seemingly in third world countries”

Just a tip: not using the "/s" notation, customary of online communication, means you can't complain if people don't get the sarcasm. Reason why it's used :)

Are you a Lincoln dealership?

The TSLAQ cult is out in full bloom I see!

The mental gymnastics are just so damn entertaining, it’s really the only reason why I visit this site anymore.

News: record deliveries, Model Y ahead of schedule, profit well above market estimates, stock up 20%, free cash flow, Gigafactory 3 ahead of schedule.

Is that Jalopnik commenters showing up in front of Elon Musk's home? Talk about a cult.