“Deep breaths there buddy.”

Are you saying my coworker didn’t buy the $35,000 standard Model 3 a couple weeks ago, by calling?

So you’re going to wear an inconspicuous ski mask to cover the security cameras to key a car. Got it.

In which case you're tampering with a security camera, something punishable by law in most states.

Correct, that way if an accident happens, it records several minutes before impact is detected to provide context.

Reddit post where this was first talked about, mentioned them getting in a right-of-way argument over the parking spot.

And how are you going to stick the gum without getting recorded by the 8 cameras, skydive onto the roof of the car?

Exactly! It’s so stupid, and really makes you cringe when you read it.

“It will be interesting to see if Tesla’s dominance will be challenged with the launch of the new Volkswagen ID.3, which should undercut the ~43,000 Euro (~$47,000) Model 3 in pricing by quite a bit.”

You're welcome, sweety.

I you read anger from the post, that might say more about your state of mind while reading it. I was absolutely laughing out loud (at Jalopnik) while writing it. You can't do anything else when watching the mental gymnastics, come on!

“Do the numbers. If you cut $100M/yr in management pay and bonuses”

Hey, if pointing out grammatical mistakes made by people for whom English isn't their native language makes you feel better about yourself, you go ahead honey. Everybody needs an ego boost!

‘“Average”, so half the debt-enslaved households are above that number.’

You caught the foreigner, good job!

They’re not competing with “other labor jobs” (whatever your classification for that is), they’re competing with the salaries at other manufacturers.

“While I agree about management bonuses, you’re talking about a drop in the bucket”

So since you can’t take the “they’re so slow” route, you’re choosing the “the quality of the building must be awful” one. Got it.

“You can’t be reactionary in the auto market, you have to plan ahead.”

“Tesla’s Shanghai plant is slated to finally open this month”