romancingtheblog
romancingtheblog
romancingtheblog

Rachel, look! It's your knight in shining arm—-

It turns out he was saying cereal this whole time.

Really? I think it would be too dark for him to see even who it was. He probably was 'looking too long' to try and figure it out. The infrared cameras just make it look like it's light in there.

Er... just don't let someone cum in your mouth?

Honestly, it depends on the load. Sometimes it happens and you're NBD, down the hatch. And sometimes you're like, I was not prepared for this.

God he was such an evil human. Poor Hayden err Juliet. Can't wait to watch her total self-implosion next season!

No! I need to...but his turn on Justified was amazing!

In related news, I don't think of anyone but Katy Perry during sex...

Isn't he a virgin? I thought they come automatic with virgins.

Some of these are not selfies but I needed a good headline and didn't think people would be pedantic about it.

Ooooh, two posts in a row that I feel passionately about!

Takes a breath.

Alan Cumming: UNF!

Oh, god, Lea Michele's tweet broke my heart all over again. So happy and so in love. My heart aches for her.

I don't really even understand the appeal of them. They seem uncomfortable and like you would be self-conscious unless you had the world's most perfect body. Meh.

insecure women pay more money for goods, you say?

Isn't nearly everyone 5x the time of Cheno? ;-)

All of the rumors that I'm going to be releasing a sex tape next week are untrue.

"I legit vomit in my mouth when I think about getting boned by a fat dude. That's fucking gross." How proud you must be of your dude-like frankness. I think most men on dating sites would want to know this ugly, intolerant side of you or anyone else right up front. Let's look for total honesty right off the bat so

No, menstruation is not the root of feminine power! It's just a body function. They are uncomfortable for a lot of women, especially since we spend a lot less time being pregnant than our evolutionary forebears did. There's nothing inherently empowering about having a menstrual period. Have them or not, whatever, but