It’s almost as if there’s this “reverse PC” backlash going on in America right now where all the bigots are trying to out themselves the fastest. It’s disturbing that a good portion of people are on board with this (See: Trump)

I’m not going to attack people who watch other people play, but I honestly don’t understand the whole twitch phenomenon at all. I can see if you don’t have a game and want to see if you might want to buy it, or you’re really into an online personality and want to watch them play, but as a gamer, I much prefer to play…

Thank god there are still hot singles in my area that want to fuck me now.

It is simply staggering the amount of time and energy we as a species put into destroying things and then fixing them because of warfare. Just think what we could have accomplished had those resources been free for other pursuits.

Not really a horror movie or villain, but this face has haunted me every since I saw this movie as a child.

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

I'll only be interested when they release it on cassette.

This has been weighing heavily on my heart, guys, since I love pumpkin bread and tacos. I decided to ask my favorite Tolkien scholar about it and the rebuttal has made me feel better about Middle Earth.

What the FUCK? Are these people for real? This is stuff that happens in the world?

Of course Richard Dawkins would be in Hell. So would all the other smart and funny and good people.

Carl Sagan's wife, Ann Druyan, points out that her husband "knew that if we were to have even a little bit of democracy in this society, as many of us as possible should understand the workings, language, values and methods of science and technology so that we can't be so easily manipulated."

This survey demonstrates…

Ah, the video where Ray Comfort theologically proves we should all put a penis in our mouths

Also, 50% of their sources seem to be "some people are saying." "Some people are saying Obama never graduated college and is actually a part of ISIS." The next thing you know, your grandma is emailing you: "Did you know Obummer is part of ISIS? I saw it on the news today."

You know, if he and Cameron Diaz got married, she'd be Cameron Cameron.

I remember when I saw them decrying the Lego Movie for being propaganda turning kids against big business and realizing you literally can no longer tell the difference between them and an Onion headline.

This is the best parody of Fox News I've seen yet!

It's only 64F here. You must be on the take from all those climate scientists getting rich off their research.

"Sir, you have a temperature of 99 degrees."

"The global temperature, they say, hasn't increased in nearly 20 years."