I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

Aaand now I’m pregnant

People must follow her in an attempt to find out why she’s so popular but then forget to unfollow because she leaves that little of an impact on them.

Besides everything else, that Taylor Swift song is just really terrible, right?

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing after, because here’s the first comment under this article from my perspective.

“The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? ‘Cause she’s dead.”