Haha, while receiving some oral stimulation.

Haha, you better call your buddies at Lifehacker and tell them to take down that "Learn How to Code post".

Well maybe everyone should stop complaining and take it like a boss, like this guy.

Child disappointment, Nice.

My only question is who is driving that Ferrari? Send this story to Jalopnik so they can investigate.

Is Nissan even trying anymore, jeez. How about a little more differentiation among your car classes.

Forget my phone bill what about my cable bill?

Lol I too shall pass that great piece of advice on to any future boys of mine.

One could only dream, sigh.

Per man law, one must defend his bro's honor if said bro fails to do so.

How do you like them apples?

For men, one head turns off, while the other turns on.

Fucking classic!!

What a coincidence, I just watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

MS still has alot of work to do to shake off the the 6.5 impressions people have of WP7.

Whats really annoying are all the shitty photos that friends post on facebook and rave about. I want tell them those pics suck try again but then I'm an asshole, go figure.

When being a T-mobile customer bites you in the ass.

Change the wheel design, get rid of that neon lining and keep EVERYTHING else.

Whaaaaat are you serious? That makes way too much sense come on now.

I would jump for the titan II or 900 but my situation is exactly what you outlined.