Driving range attendant was my favorite job. I would drive around picking up the range balls while listening to music or podcasts. Wash the balls, fill the machines, stack the baskets, repeat. Free range tokens and golf, best minimum wage job ever.

The best minimum wage job has to be non-customer facing. Customers are the worst.

When I’ve gotten free drinks I usually don’t know they’re free until I get the bill and there’s 2 beers instead of 3. 

You aren’t getting fouled by an NBA player, you aren’t fast or strong enough to force them in to that situation. Ever play basketball against a little kid? You can block their shot without breaking a sweat. Same for an NBA player guarding you. They don’t need to be all that close to you to shut you down.

Browns fans lead in wearing jerseys of players no longer on the team.

The caddie wasn’t expecting $130k, it is NOT customary to tip a fill-in caddie 10%.

Kuchar also said he didn’t offer the $15k, his agent did without Kuchar’s approval. 

I wonder if they have any secrets for fighting hunger.

I guess you would have to further define ‘major’ city and ‘good’ college football but the below schools are all located in urban centers.

To be a true smoke boy you need a membership to Costco. So much quality meat away a fair price.

Hipsters are trying to make expensive cheap beer now? Too many people have caught on to the craft beer scene and now we’re going full circle?

I believe this was spurred by the Aaron Rodgers collarbone injury last year. 

Drew is like a comedian in that he can take stuff that we all experience every day and make a blog/essay/book/whatever out of it. He is not like a comedian in the sense that he isn’t funny. He is entertaining.

You should see how careless security is with pizza delivery. Some places would make me stand in the lobby or whatever but others would buzz me in and I’d have free run of the place.

This is somehow stranger than the original story

Oh to be a fly on the wall of the meeting where this interview question was suggested and then approved.

They’re just like us!

Hate to be the wet blanket on the on this fun discussion but Steph cannot piggyback on anyone’s shoulders.

Lebron hasn’t won year after year, he lost twice with Miami. And probably should have lost in 2013 to the Spurs too

For baseball I believe he is referring to their draft rules, high school players are eligible (or they have to spend at least 3 years in college)