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Official footage of their phone conversations.

His wife’s assistant got a hold of his iPad and synced it with the cloud. That’s how he got busted. Technology is a motherfucker when you’re old. ;)

He’s the fucking worst. What a hot, steaming pile of human garbage. His Twitter history is abhorrent.

What are you, a “snowflake” who needs a “safe space”? (Yeah, I REALLY can’t wait until this trash takes itself out.)

I’m from Va. Beach — Farm Fresh was my JAM back in the day. :)

Farm Fresh/Harris Teeter? You wouldn’t happen to be a Virginian, would you? ;)

I tend to get super brown (thanks, Native American heritage!), so I’d look like that after it came out of the oven. ;)

Yep, and they don’t photoshop. It’s one of the reasons I like it.

It’s affiliated with American Eagle, which is why I was super iffy on it. But I’m 42 and love their underthings and suits. Just gotta look past the fine young things or order online. ;)

Come sit by me, shug.

That’s exactly how I envision these looking on me — like I’m a sausage. The confinement!

My favorite bathing suits are from aerie. I freaking love their high-waisted bikinis. And there are SO MANY mix-and-match choices and fits.

Ah, so it’s like that guy who called me an “SJW.” And I was like, how is calling me a social justice warrior pejorative?

How is “virtue-signaling” an insult?

You’re 12, too? Because I feel like this dude is Doogie Howser 2.0 working for the government. He looks like an absolute child. (Probably acts like one, too.)

Obsessed? Oh god, no.

You’re absolutely right. I miss the people (well, my people) bunches. The weather, not so much. I like seasons, and it was not a fun place to be pregnant. LOL.

I think you’re absolutely right on a philosophical level, but allow me to be pedantic for a minute. If they follow AP Style, then “anti-abortion” is the correct term.

I like to think she’s taking off her earrings right now. He’s not worth it, but it would be so freaking sweet.