I’m listening to this right now and already know it’s going to give me nightmares.

Julianne! I just watched Sharkwater, and I feel like a dick for being a human. We don’t deserve sharks. :(

Was this the documentary? Jeez, it’s not THAT sad.

Poop jokes, anyone? I watched Detroiters on Comedy Central last night, and literally the ENTIRE episode was about finding (and losing) the perfect bathroom to shit in at work (in the same building).

I asked on FB why people watch this show if it rips their hearts out every week, and most were like, “I cry at everything! But it’s really good writing!”

Pursuing the connection with the Russian oligarch was the compelling part of the story — I wish that was the story here, not two pages of pretty much nothing. (But at least his feet will be held to the fire if he tries to abolish the alternative minimum tax.)

Yesss...I had the one with the removable plates! Triangles, waves, whatevs! Curl the top of your bangs back and the bottom forward. Tease, spray, repeat.

CRUNCHY!

My 8th-grade year was The Year of the Crimp Perm. I feel ya.

Kudos because I’m that demographic and LOVE them. Hides the gut but good. :)

That’ll make a comeback, too, since The Kids are crimping again, I hear. Go ahead and fry your hair, whippersnappers.

This is disgusting.
But on the bright side, is that a skin cancer spot I see on his cheek, just above the big mouth wrinkle? I never thought I’d wish melanoma on someone, yet here we are...

With nearly a 20-year age difference between us?!?

How do you think you’d smell after getting sprayed with tear gas?!? (After not showering for a week and covering it with patchouli)

Sigh. I think Jez does a pretty good job on regular days, and noticing that it’s not the same is part of the idea, IMO. I enjoyed this one, and I’ll enjoy more feminism-centric articles after today, I’m sure. Jeez.

And I will take it from Baltimore! Damn it, this must happen.

Muppet Massacre ‘17: Never Forget

Maybe they were worried about the venue — it IS called “Gaylord,” after all.

I don’t even have a snappy rejoinder here. I’m just wondering how and why someone would seek an EXACT GODDAMN MATCH with eyeshadow and a fuschia dress.

Exactly why I’ve never turned this show on. I was sort of intrigued in the promos and am so glad I didn’t get sucked in. My FB friends are absolutely DESTROYED after they watch each episode. No thanks.