Ohio went red in the election; therefore, I blame Trump.

And this is why women (like me) feel trapped. I’m sorry. I hope you’re in a better place, aka away from that fuckface.

Why don’t you feel sorry for him?!? Didn’t you read the article? His life is RUINED.

Yeah, but there were apparently plenty of butthole-shaped mouths to go around.

I “heard” from a source Facebook might not love these days that Pence said he went through gay conversion therapy. I don’t know if it’s true, but it could back up the email claims...

And the year isn’t even over.

He’s so much worse. Look how he’s just fucking BEAMING in those pictures.

As a former resident, this warms my heart. Alabama as a whole has some jacked-up politics, but it’s nice to see this.

I’m sick to my stomach but can’t stop eating for some reason. In four years, I’m going to be on one of two shows: Intervention or My 600-Pound Life.

Hey from Baltimore County!

That’s awesome!!! I’d love to go down to NC and watch with my mom; alas, we are not on the same side, damn it. :(

Or PA! I’m in MD and am HAPPY to take a road trip today!

I wanted to take my daughter to vote today, though I know it would be more crowded, but I got too anxious about it last week and just early voted. I was just burnt out at that point and wanted to get it over with. Now I’m sort of regretting it because a bunch of ladies (1000 strong as of this morning!) in my former…

Godspeed, yo! ;)

That is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I’m so sorry — what an awful, awful thing for you and your family. Hugs.

dragging things out, sucking more money out of her

ME TOO. And I’m basically as mature as a 12-year-old, so I can entertain myself!

I made a goal to read these stories without succumbing to laughing like a 10-year-old little boy, but that did it.