It's nice to see a goalie fight in which both goalies actually want to fight.

"I plead guilty to throwing up, your honor" - Donovan McNabb

Geaux Tony! /passes out

Wade missing the rim and hitting the backboard would earn him praise from Dwight Howard last season.

"Haha nice try. I remember the last time I felt for that!" - Kobe

Oh please, Louisville would do the same to Kevin Ware if they weren't so worried his pelvis was shatter and turn to dust.

He was going to drive to the net before aborting.

I just realized he coached at Rutgers at the same time Schiano did. Maybe he took the apprentice role too far

Coachella Valley? I can't believe they didn't name the team Arabz with Attitude.

About time the bully finally lost.

I thought the term "The Wiggles" was reserved for if Joe Thornton ever scores 4 goals in a game?

He then went on to leave her a voicemail that features him whispering "make it rain... Make it rain..." repeatedly.

+1

Good, good. Denial of drug use is the first step to becoming the Mayor of Toronto. I look forward to the video of him high in a few weeks/months!

-1 RIP Schiano man jokes

MLB.TV?

You're next, Prisco.

You know your team is fucked when Qaddafi is a better owner than James Dolan.

How else would they replace Juwan Howard?

"Is that all you got?"