Only difference is the Football team blows leads

45 wins for the Knicks seems likely if Melo can stay healthy all season, even for a dysfunctional team like this. Putting World Peace, Smith, Martin, Amar'e and Bargnani on the same team NEVER sounds like a good idea: at some point in each of their careers they've needed individual attention to play to their full…

Bosh would never say "shit" on record because he's from a time before public manners, you know, went extinct

How do you know they're referring to Yadier?

They didn't even beat the shit out of him first.

The University of Florida Heat Packers

When asked if he had anything to say about it, he replied with: "#FreeAaronHernandez"

I'm surprised The Special One didn't pull a Bobby Valentine by putting on a disguise and reappear on the sideline.

That being said: Saltalamacchia is an idiot

I wonder how all those people who'd rather watch paint dry feel now.

"False; Jameis knows no mercy" - Arrogant FSU fan.

Soybeans? If he's lactose intolerant that may explain his disastrous relationship with the Browns.

Of all the things that guy endured; Josh Freeman proved to be the thing that was too much for him.

JUWSING? AIH'LL SHOW YOU JUWSING!

I bet J.R. also demanded this before signing his contract.

No, he'd try to sneak it out while fake coughing even though everyone knows exactly what he's doing.

So were Football players in the '60s. Lame.

A true Schiano man would use it to spray Mustard Gas because the fans don't know shit about suffering.

Actually, Bolland scored the Cup winner after redirecting Frolik's shot, but point taken.

Has Mike Francesa threatened this parody yet?