For every person like you that got 4 years out of a car, I can name 3 in my high school alone that got less than a week out of their first cars.

I have a Mazda 2 but the smallest car I could actually live with would be...

Any car driven by a teenager has an average maximum life span measured in months.

Hatchback is so much more useful for the youths.

What’s wrong with a Mazda 3?

Remember when Nissan put a 5.0-liter V8 in an Altima?

It makes more sense to keep a car for 9 years, to pay cash, and buy the cheapest car your ego will allow.

So how come they can’t sell a pickup truck that small, most of the time?

“if he would have crashed someone else in this process”

Sometimes they even did a mid-year update! Now yearly changes mostly car to car and brand to brand.

6.9 restomod maybe but...

“Model Year” is an American concept that not only makes no sense at all, but doesn’t even apply to the practicalities of building a motor car.

Good call.

“4 beater Volvo wagons”

Which is still inaccessible if you do not have the money.

Why would you?

Number of Wins: 0

Er...

The Holden Commodore was so damn good, it was mentioned TWICE in the article.

Even a brand new Camry is tacit admission that you have given up on life.