Stupid internet comments from contrarian douchebags.

Stupid internet comments from contrarian douchebags.

I don't drink or do drugs. Some time ago I realized that this is because I can't stand the feeling of not being in control and knowing exactly is going on at all times. I'm super-fun at parties.

We'll be doing that no later than January 20, 2021.

"Danny, I'm your nephew."

It's referenced once in the movie. One of the girls at the wedding is holding her hands maybe six or eight inches apart and then adds another few inches while her and her friends all giggle. They're clearly talking about Sonny. Seriously. It's right near the beginning.

In real life, Cat was mad at Ned for cheating on her, so she had him executed in the story.

It seems like a regular comment to me.

Usually they're like five or ten minute comedy bits or something, but last week he sent me something and said, "I thought you might find this interesting," and I looked and the fucker was forty minutes long. And I was like, "Maybe I'll find it interesting, but there's no way it's forty minutes interesting."

Yeah, every time I want to fix something around my house I end up getting really annoyed at the video at about four minutes in while the guy is still saying, "As…always…remember…to wear…eye…protection…for…any…job…where…there…is…risk…of…eye damage."

In the ten or so years I've been a regular visitor to this site, I think I've watched three videos. And yet always there are more.

I have a friend who keeps sending me videos, and I'm always like, "You know I'm never going to watch this, right?"

Sure, if you have a clown fetish.

We primarily eat turkey in cold cuts or as turkey bacon or something like that. But you can find ground turkey everywhere, turkey legs and things like that are readily available, and whole turkeys are of course ubiquitous during November and December.

The only butcher shops in my town are little Mexican markets that have a meat counter. Not a lot of variety there, unfortunately. They just don't have the space. We haven't had a real butcher here since the early nineties.

I guess that in rural areas, at least back in the day, it wasn't totally unheard of for small kids to get into the pigpen and get eaten. Or at least, it almost happened in a short story by Saki, and everyone behaved as though the danger was both imminent and obvious.

It's a pretty awful book, especially the entire Lucy Mancini plot line. Although some of the background information that didn't make it into the movie is pretty interesting.

I was Toto-ly thinking the same thing.

I wondered if you were doing that. Well-played, in that case.

When I said, "Who just died? Was it Baric?" My girlfriend said, "No, it was Ensign Fernandez."