I think I'd be a lot more upset by that than by naked Jennifer Lawrence. I just don't want to see naked pictures of her on principle, not because they disgust me.

West Coast. So if stereotypes are accurate, she's a Midwest 8.

Yes. There's a secret menu full of candidates you can vote for.

A co-worker showed me one of those photos. I didn't ask him to and he didn't tell me what the picture was of before shoving it in my face. I feel almost like I'm off the hook as far as violating her privacy, but if I'm being honest, my gaze lingered a bit longer than is really OK.

Many years ago someone told me and my then-girlfriend that we looked like siblings while her actual brother, who she looks almost exactly like, was sitting on the other side of her. People are stupid.

Sounds like she's projecting.

Yeah, people who don't pay attention probably think the state is still the basket case that it was at the end of the Bush years, but it's actually going pretty well. Not that I particularly blame the state Republicans for how bad things were then. It was mostly a result of the crash of '08.

Many years ago, there was an attempted armored car robbery in my town, in which a guard and one of the suspects were killed. The other suspect had a kid a few years younger than me named Aryan. That little tidbit, more than the armed robbery and murder, convinced me that the perp was a real classy lady.

The usual places: monster-truck shows and Trump rallies in some places, Whole Foods and Starbucks in others.

My favorite are the ones who have a weird sexual attraction to him.* I saw a picture of a smiling woman wearing a t-shirt that says, "Trump can grab my pussy any time," and my head exploded.**

The one Trump voter I know personally and see on a regular basis is a woman who thinks that women shouldn't be in charge of a country. I just can't wrap my head around that. All of my interactions with her have been very awkward since I found out that she feels that way.

Well, it's appropriate that they're represented by the letter C.

Something tells me it's not Canadians they don't want voting in US elections, if you know what I mean.

There was at least one Republican candidate for senate, but in CA we have a "jungle primary" where the top two vote getters move on to the general election, and they were both Democrats. It's not that the Republicans didn't bother to have a candidate. Of course, the fact that two Democrats did better than any…

I have no knowledge of ICP's music, but I assumed there'd be some resentment against rich people in there. I'm surprised to hear that they attack bigots, though. Pleasantly surprised.

The countries that have copied our system the most closely are in the Americas, and they've tended towards presidential dictatorships. Take that as you will.

I figured they're more apolitical. They seem like the type who think everything is going to hell, but would never actually vote.

I know that he did sober up at some point, but I'm not sure exactly when. Hopefully, he could have maintained that.

I'd like to see ICP come out against Trump. I feel like the Juggalos could be easily motivated into a political force. They seem like the type to join the SA, but maybe we can bend that in a more positive direction.

I'd like to see ICP come out against Trump. I feel like the Juggalos could be easily motivated into a political force. They seem like the type to join the SA, but maybe we can bend that in a more positive direction.