at 5.2 liters, I'd think a flat-plane setup would be unacceptably bad from an NVH perspective. Ferrari can get away with it in their V8s since their engine is over-square (the 5.0 Coyote is pretty much square) and they can afford to weight match all of their reciprocating components.

Giraffe: Touch it.

Even if I wasn't in Texas right now, there's no amount of money you could pay me to voluntarily get on I-66 to Dulles Airport.

It's just a ploy by the highway patrol to ticket everyone that doesn't signal when moving from one badly marked lane to another for reckless driving.

looking forward to your review then.

2nd Gear: Yeah, Hyundai needed to revamp their dealerships.

It's shameful.

That is not how government works.
This is how government works.
Just rent some members of congress and then things will happen.

THIS JUST IN: Man creates speaker out of only the parts that people have been making speakers out of for over 100 years.

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

A Michael Bay movie with Optimus Prime riding Grimlock is like a puddle of diarrhea with a slice of bacon in the middle.

With a title and lead-in like that, I was expecting it to be some new unholy deep-sea creature that shoots poison from its antenna or something.

These things shouldn't be able to stay in the air normally. This is something I would not want to experience.

Cue the Luddites.

That is neat. But this seems only practical for businesses. Now if you make this a Google Glass app, then I'll be able to know what my cab driver is saying about me over the phone.