Yeah it's basically Eleanor with a front end resembling a late model Roadrunner. Makes me think of those unlicensed cars you get in a game like GTA.

You mean it "hertz", right?

How will we know we have fallen into an alternate universe now? HOW WILL WE KNOW?

Don't hate the player (Aston Martin)
Hate the game (CAFE loopholes and standards)

I don't understand...the turn signals have already been claimed. Why would someone ever buy turn signals for a BMW when they are never, ever used?

Well when they're done they can call this guy to pick it up

Sweet rain visors.

The trouble is the weight. 250 hp is not enough to overcome the nose heavy weight bias. A cheap APR tune of the same generation GTI gets you a much better car.

At some point, you'll get over that.

I'm a 27 year old male and I am perfectly fine with the way it's all presented, because anybody that wants to say otherwise to me can go fuck themselves...

Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Do you mean the white truck or the blue and white truck?

Just make a sporty diesel version and call it the STd.

How is it that the 1jz and the 2jz are not mentioned yet?!