And, in the morning, they will leave a note on your bedside table that says, “Your awesome.”

Omg. You win the Internet for today. I'd probably still do both of them, but leave before breakfast.

So many hashtags. I clicked on #tigerface and remain very confused.

Yep, Kesha’s got a real voice, all right! And what’s nice too is she really knows where she is with it. She doesn’t try to do stuff she can’t do, and her control is very good.

I went RIGHT PAST IT and would have kept on going if not for you.

Peta Rabbit. Am I just getting this??

Yes, but she can, so she should if that’s what she wants.

Believe it or not Kesha can actually sing. She’s no Adele, but she’s not Britney Spears either. If you listen to her Pre-Dr. Luke shit, you’ll be surprised.

There are things in this world more important than making money, especially when you are already a millionaire; like self-respect and standing up for yourself. I didn’t really care for her music, but Ke$ha has definitely earned my respect.

I miss Joel McHale.

Yeah why don’t more people hang out with their rapists to do their jobs? The nerve.

I really love this quote from a previous Jezebel article on Kesha:

So does Freedom of Religion mean I can create my own religion and force others to join and tithe? Because I can get behind that.

I lost 13 lbs in 15 days because morning sickness is a motherfucking bitch.

Fun fact: In America we also have Freedom of the Press, which means you can’t legally get in trouble for beating someone to death with a rolled up newspaper.

I lost 30 pounds in 7 days just by working at the home with the Internet! You can too- just follow this link: