Man, it really is like a different universe for rich people, eh?

I would guess they probably saw the DiCaprio movie. But no, they didn’t understand it.

One hand clapping.

Ooof, that video. Klearly, Kris inspired “Friday” & those other vanity music projects that wealthy parents buy for their kids. (Apologies if that song is now stuck in your head. I had to share the pain.)

If you survive the climb, there will be place for you in Valhalla with Ron Hubbard himself! Something about aliens...

Yeah, the dark lips + tuxedo looks fantastic. Girlfriend has been killing it recently.

I was/am a huge nerd, so I will reveal that “Final Death” is the term for a vampire’s demise in Vampire: the Masquerade. Seems appropriate to wish upon that clan.

We are all that horse.

Yass for someone with such a tiny frame she slays the look all the time. Menswear Kourtney is the best Kourtney.

Her daughters made Kris this cute video, a parody of a 1985 recording she made to celebrate her 20th birthday.

I feel like the Kardashians having a Gatsby themed party is actually perfect. Nobody tell them how the book ends. Wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise.

I gotta admit, that hair is really working for Kim. Both Kim and Kanye look pretty fantastic in the pic with the Smiths.

I can't wait until the Kardashians have a Titanic party, or a Hindenburg party, or anything that ends in tragic and final death.

celebrated the “sweeping accomplishment and spectacular triumph” of the group’s “impact as a planetary force for the humanitarian uplift and social betterment.” Leader David Miscavige gave a three-hour speech and gave out the church’s “Freedom Medals,”

Think any of the Kardashians have read The Great Gatsby?

Whatevs, yeah, they should’ve called it a 1920’s bday party and not Great Gatsby themed because it demonstrates their literary ignorance, but I like their outfits. Especially Kourtney’s tuxedo! She looks awesome!

If I were rich I might blow all my money on sparkly dresses.

Scientology “super summit” , is it like climbing to the top of Everest with out oxygen??

Apparently the horse in Jane Eyre was aroused by Michael Fassbender. Understandable. [E! Online]