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You forgot the part where her sisters give up their golden hair in order to get her a magic knife that, if she kills the prince, will turn her back. The story is a tragedy all the way through — all about reminding people not to strive to leave their place in life.

I have a better idea.

Okay, spoiler alert for those who do not know the Anderson story:

Not even remotely.

They were the subject of a tv show called Making the Band. They were supposed to be the next Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC, but that obviously didn't work out too well for them. The show came out when I was in 7th grade and my friend was obsessed with them. I thought they were dumb, and I had been quite the boy band fan

I mean, even as a teen of the ‘90s, I don’t think there’s a big demand for new music by Bush or even a nostalgic longing for their old hits. That said, touring is really the only way that most musicians are able to make real money in the industry’s current landscape, so if she did prevent him from doing so, his

From the scuttlebutt I’ve heard, he’s always been a cheater. I believe that was probably the reason for their issues. I highly doubt he was kept from touring. Likely he had cheated while on tour, Gwen brought that shit up and as a couple they probably decided it wasn’t good for him to tour one time until they were

DAYTONA BEACH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

True story, Mark: my boyfriend won me over because he sent me a video of him playing the Jurassic Park theme on the melodica. #reallove

He tried acting, not good. His Bush revivals and solo work are sad, same Bush songs sung by a guy in his 40s. Now he's 50.

I don’t know who Ashley Parker Angel is, but that is an annoying name.

best dirt bags

I was not expecting a Mark Dirt Bag, but it makes me very happy. 😊

Is anyone buying Gavin’s excuse for not having a more successful career is because his wife won’t let him tour?

Nothing like waking up to a fresh Mark dirtbag.

Wanna see Aaron Carter’s butt? [InTouch]

I could watch this gif forever. It’s very hypnotic.

Yeiiii good morning Mark :))