I'm sure the entire baby thing is a conspiracy

At least nature has the decency to flood you with some pretty decent endorphin's at the end

I haven't heard three statements so wrong in succession for a long time

I went to an all boys prep school. When we were 11 we were shown a birth video in like our third sex ed class. One kid passed out. Protection suddenly got serious that day.

"This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence."

Riiiight....best of luck with that. Not to be misunderstood that I approve, but seeing as the images have already been cross posted thousands of times across various…

I was more commenting about how can a city have a cost of living that far above the minimum wage and still be liveable in, rather than about his particular situation

Side note - That is close to four times minimum wage in my country.

I don't remember the 7/7 bombings having much of a depressing effect on the Capital past the first month? I remember it actually being a really fun summer in London, although I was only 16 at the time

Methinks he took Nixon's madman theory to heart

Adam Curtis did an interesting bit on this for Charlie Brooker about the rise of 'Oh Dearism' and the depressive effect of the news:

"Michael Egan's lawsuit against X-Men director Bryan Singer was dismissed on Wednesday, because the plaintiff said he cannot find a lawyer willing to take the case for him."

Calling all shysters! Roll up! Roll up!

Isn't there some kind of crime in knowingly buying counterfeit goods as well?

Download Proxflow app for chrome. Open link in new tab and it works

Oh god, not fucking evo-psych again...

Tim Minchin. He's awesome

Jackson Pollocks is also cockney rhyming slang for bollocks

Americans - "Oh my god! The Royals! Look how cool! Princes are so sexy!"

The Daily Mail - "Kate Middleton, Kate Middleton, Princess Diana, Kate Middleton"

British people - "Just ignore them, they'll go away if you don't make eye contact..."

Probably down the difficulty in regrowing nerve connections, we have penis prosthetics but regrowing a lost one is probably (although I'm no doctor) way beyond medical science for at least a few decades

Legalese is a beautiful thing

"However, it does state that "the man's wife also claims loss of consortium." - Would imply that they they didn't.