Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

“It was purely a disgusting act by somebody who clearly has emotional problems,” Trump told Breitbart. “For a party that preaches tolerance, this once again demonstrates they have very little civility. When somebody is sick enough to resort to spitting on someone, it just emphasizes a sickness and desperation and the…

Because men are trash.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Most of those are people knowing the other team with the same name - like if they type “panthers,” into Sporcle, they’ll get both the Carolina one (which they likely meant) AND the Florida one (which I honestly didn’t know existed until I saw that screencap). Same for the multiple Cardinals, Kings, etc.

It would take a real qwyjibo to miss all those references.

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

Those Pizzagate morons sure are ignoring this human trafficking by the US government.

It’s never ever worth going this far. We need a better system to help those with mental health issues. One of my best friends took their life earlier this year and I’m still fucked up from it. Please never take your own life. You have no idea the impact it will have on the people around you. Get help, reach out. Talk…

Pick who you want to piss off least and move forward.

Maybe she should stop siding with and supporting the Trump Administration then. Maybe she should be a leader and go on the offensive on this.

You’re overthinking it. Trump is a bully. Mulvaney is kind of a dweeb. It’s just Trump’s natural instinct to loathe and pick on such an obsequious figure.

If the article has taught me anything, it’s that you should now lure someone into the water and try to drown them to refill your bars.  It’ll at least make you feel better.

That changes a little, but this was still a poorly thought out plan. 

They really need a word for this kind of security. Something that describes how performative it is beyond it's real value, and how it is more about the show then the protection...

Nobody actually pays for first class out of pocket. They are either enjoying an elite upgrade or their employer is footing the bill.

It’s important to know what the “Answers ‘Unknown’ Callers on a Landline and Actually Talks to Pollsters” demographic thinks.

INTERGALACTIC!

Showing nudity in a scene in which a person is nude is not odd. That would be the normal thing to do.

Why do people still let that lunatic write comics?