Fair, maybe.

Not all football coaches are miserable and single. Some are miserable and unhappily married. 

It was just sorghum.

Same episode, but the beekeeper guy:

I am an expert as I have never missed a field goal in an NFL playoff game

Angry, angry young man

I wouldn’t.

...Whoops.

I agree, as long as he doesn’t go the Ditka route and just drink so much alcohol that he ends up a sputtering incoherent fool...

Too many good ones to pick just one, but I have to think the proprietor of the sex farm for sex hookers is up there.

I’m partial to the one brief cameo that Matt Groening himself made:

If Justin Beiber pays the Lakers $5m to be their 12th man, does that go back into the salary cap?

Please give me your even batshittier suggestions for saving the Rays.

Don’t know, but he CAN play 5-on-5 with his kids, which is impressive, I guess

I firmly believe that this blog exists solely as a conduit for Barry to introduce the name Tampontreal.... which I am fine with.

Sugar Guy.

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

“Not for nothing, but with Williamson’s timing looking a bit off tonight, we can only speculate on the impact of his decision to recklessly sport a Citizen Eco on the team flight rather than his reliable Tissot time-keeper. Back to you, Mark.”

Look at the bright side, now we’ll get a Rovell tweet about how much ad revenue Woj has produced by selling his soul to big business.

I’m glad we can take this moment to reinforce the truth that Keenan Thompson... is good.