Fair, maybe.

Not all football coaches are miserable and single. Some are miserable and unhappily married. 

It was just sorghum.

Same episode, but the beekeeper guy:

I am an expert as I have never missed a field goal in an NFL playoff game

I’m thinking that “easily portable” is not a feature that I’d want for a safe where I keep anything of value.

So what you’re saying is... Willrow Hood’s ice cream maker was designed to look like a popular in-universe safe?!

Angry, angry young man

I wouldn’t.

...Whoops.

I agree, as long as he doesn’t go the Ditka route and just drink so much alcohol that he ends up a sputtering incoherent fool...

Too many good ones to pick just one, but I have to think the proprietor of the sex farm for sex hookers is up there.

I’m partial to the one brief cameo that Matt Groening himself made:

If Justin Beiber pays the Lakers $5m to be their 12th man, does that go back into the salary cap?

Please give me your even batshittier suggestions for saving the Rays.

Don’t know, but he CAN play 5-on-5 with his kids, which is impressive, I guess

I firmly believe that this blog exists solely as a conduit for Barry to introduce the name Tampontreal.... which I am fine with.

Sugar Guy.

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

can youtube test not whining at me to upgrade between every single video