Meanwhile at Phil Spencer’s office:

In unrelated news, I am loving this headline in the Washington Post: “Trump ending trip to Europe by staying at his money-losing golf course threatened by climate change”

Remember ten years ago when people were absolutely enraged that a game might have an “always online” requirement?

I will continue shouting this until someone acknowledges me: this stuff about the dimensional rift and Mysterio being Spider-Man’s friend is 100% bunk. Mysterio’s entire first origin story was being a liar who made up scenarios to make himself look like a hero. They threw out the dimensional rift stuff to get nerds…

It is entirely possible for a terrible person to have moments of decency, kindness, and even glory in their lives.

It is equally possible for a good person to do a terrible thing (or things) during their lifetime.

People are complex, and defining them by a single moment in a sea of pattern-based behaviors is the work of…

Yeah, but just remember, once the eSports crash comes he’ll be out of a job and still a loaded teenager able to decide where his life goes from th- well, fuck.

Don’t forget, it’s awful now it used to be so much better when I was a kid.

Yes, we should totally let people who support eugenics have a platform.

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

If they were talking about the movie it would be fine. I could point out a few dozen flaws that makes it a middle-of-the-road MCU popcorn muncher (A bit better than Thor/Thor2/IM3/etc, a bit worse than the rest) instead of the appropriate appetizer for Avengers: End Game.

“bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Shut the fuck up.

What makes you say this?

Simply “no way” Kavanaugh could survive

Biggest post-election mistake? Letting these folks continue running the show. 

Tomatoes are gross. Keep those limp, flavorless, mushy things off my burger. Unless it’s get a fresh, local tomato, I’ll go without, thanks.  

“It’s a matter of what’s in his heart. He’s a strongly pro-life person.” What the fuck????

I’m not talking about plot complexity or density or even amount of incident, I’m talking about urgency. The Pixar formula, criticized (and understandably so) for relying on chases and “finding,” allows for some variation in speed, but trying to save humanity or trying to save/reunite with toys or trying to find…

IN HELL, WHERE IT BELON--[[checks notes]] oh... Summer 2021, I guess!