I mean, the whole point is to half-ass whatever you’re promising to do as part of the con. Do you think this 1/2 mile section of wall really cost $8 million? You do the bare minimum, launder most of the money into your personal accounts, and then use those proceeds to do good.

Or even to line one's own pockets (see other reply). Those who run non-profits are allowed to take salaries, right?

This is truly some bush league shit

Yes clearly it is the *checks notes* KKK and fascists who are the true patriots.

It’s really an example how, as good a studio Avalanche are at creating engines and spectacle, they suck at making “gameplay loops” that are fun.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

I’m not gonna do it. I can resis.... no... I am in contr....

Oddly, at this point, the thing that I most want to see is MilkBear McSnakeArms.

Alright, lets just get this over worth.
*clears throat*

Doubtful... when watching porn, do you search for things that you actually do?

You think we’re tracking Alex Len in warmups but we’re really tracking gentrification.

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

Beg to disagree. There was the potential for a great Mountains of Madness-type story about the aliens’ origins, but Prometheus wasn’t it.

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AGAIN?

*sigh* Can’t believe no one’s posted this, what’s this comments section coming to?

Jeff Marek had a great point on the audio documents that POST Wrestling put out this week: Why didn't the police stop the show? After all, it was a potential crime scene.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION!

and if you didn’t know it, me and a bunch of other people in the Deadspin comments would be happy to tell you for free!

Mets fan here. Why the fuck would I pay someone to fucking tell me the Mets suck?? I FUCKING KNOW THAT! I AM A METS FAN.