Get ready to hear about “infanticide” a lot as we head into 2020. This is the reddest of red meat for their base and it doesn’t matter that it is a preposterous lie of the highest magnitude. All the GOP has is the Trump base and keeping them frothing at the mouth while they do everything in their power to suppress…

Serious answer - chopsticks. You are already grazing like some dumb herbivore, so picking up tiny bites one at a time becomes very pleasant and relaxing with chops. You can stir up your salad like you’ve got tongs. Deftly handles the crouton problem. You have way more control over how much you pick up and it feels…

Agreed. I use the lakefront trails in Chicago, and during the summer I used to see a pedestrian get hit by a bike like once a week, either because the dipshit walker/runner didn’t look behind them before trying to pass someone/walk across the trail OR because the dipshit biker couldn’t be bothered to slow down from…

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Correct! But that, up there, is not an opinion so much as a shitty attempt at a bon mot. ;)

Granted, there are a lot of details Delaney still needs to fill in, but the bones are pretty simple:

Man, I can’t imagine why a generation of people who have spent their entire lives being called lazy and entitled by their parents’ generation might be worried that they would be perceived as entitled and lazy by that very same generation!

He’s very clearly trying to troll her to get attention for a campaign that nobody wants. Why is he owed a public debate?

by telling the guy arguing “we cannot improve healthcare for all americans, in a way every other first world country already has, because that might negatively impact my vast wealth” to fuck off, op

Never forget their sacrifice

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

That’s a silly question. Of course a pancake is a sandwich, there is bread on both sides and a filling between, which just happens to be more bread.

With that header image I was excitedly looking for a Sim with a Petunia tattoo.

I think Penny Farthing Bicycles would be peak hipster and I await in anticipation for the launch of the start up using them for a sharing company.

The dog is gonna love this.

Checks date: not April 1st... and I thought unicycles were peak hipster. I guess I was wrong.