I used to really enjoy Dilbert in the late 90s early 2000s. Why cant they all turn out like Bill Waterson?

COUNTERPOINT: Eh, fuck it, why not?

• In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies.

I think after a drink or two everyone involved would admit it’s personal. I don’t read barstool either because like the writers here I have a different view of the world than the guys at barstool, but if you click on some of her links up there, you’ll see it’s pretty bad.

What’s with the PG logo redesign? Not nearly enough gory ribs.

Irony is calling someone out for arrogance while purporting to speak on behalf of the person’s dead grandfather...

The dead guy should be put to death? It’s like you’re not even trying anymore. 

I, a midwesterner, purchased a lovely Eddie Bauer parka this winter. 

Poor Jim Rash. It was one thing to be confused for Moby back when he was just a has-been electronic music maker. But now that’s he’a public pariah who doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut? That’s just undeanlievable.

I love how the Mueller Report is a “witch hunt” with “17 angry Dems” yet exonerates Trump and proves no collusion. 

I am also shocked that a Boston team would have anything to do with a website that is basically what an online version of a New England WASP who can quote every Family Guy rape joke.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

So Venusaur has always been my favorite Pokemon and I did not know that. Now, if possible, I love it more c:

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

If the category is “real Hanks”, then I submit Tom Hanks for consideration.

The hell there isn’t!

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

Hey, you leave my grandmother out of this, you bast—

He actually died and coaching the Bucs is his enteral damnation.