...which brings us to the mental image of a man wearing socks and shoes and no underwear.  Ye gods.

David, I expect better. This is cleared JNCO sponsored content disguised as “regular” content, and I resent you not tagging it as such.

This explains why the Vikings can’t win in the playoffs. A common motivating tactic among coaches, especially when one feels overmatched, is to remind their players that their opponent put on their pants the exact same way they do. Sadly for the Vikings, they know from the beginning that this isn’t true and the game…

Well it’s a good thing you quoted them in your “story” then.

This was a lot of words to say that you want clicks for being contrary.

If you don’t like a film genre, let me give you some advice, watch something else.

Democrats need to up their trolling game. I mean, it would have been so easy to just hand the response to Rashida Tlaib. We all would have laughed, and then turned the Trump hate-athon into the MST3K-worthy moment of mockery it deserves to be right along with Rashida.

Her only qualification for the job was that Trump thought her dad was good at being a sanctimonious asshole on the teavee. That’s what this family has managed to produce: a hypocritical religious-whackjob slimeball, a psycopathic animal abuser, and the most brazen bald-faced liar of a Press Secretary ever to grace the…

Unless uncle dies*

I still can’t believe how good this movie is.

Which as I’ve insisted on multiple other occasions... most of what makes this movie great in regards to its version of Miles is what it improves upon or just ignores from Bendis. Aaron is one of the biggest examples of what. Here he has a legitimate relationship with Miles, and one that isn’t immediately overturned to…

To be fair, you can’t truly be Spider-Man unless anyone who knows you for more than 5 minutes turns out to be a supervillain.

And if we don’t give him the time, he’ll call every network partisan.

I would have thought someone named “Elizabeth Dragon” would be much fucking cooler.

You “trust” the Rupert Murdoch owned Wall Street Journal’s reporting?

He just wants to move on to his next tantrum since even his base is starting to figure out he is full of shit on this one. The second Fox News starts pointing out SHS lies about the border that she’s spewing for Trump he knew he needed to come up with a new grift.

I trust WSJ’s reporting, but I find it hard to believe President Spongebrain Bigpants really wants to stop throwing his tantrum.

That’s what I say to the doubters who tell me that a large pizza isn’t a personal pizza.

wow, what a beautiful inspirational comeback story. 

Rose then excused himself to huddle with his brand manager, Trevor Bauer.

Sounds to me like Elizabeth Dragon needs to get a Pho Keene life.