It’s funny because even the most Leftist, crunchy, Liberal elite gives the GOP voting base more credit than this, never thinking they’d believe this line of dumb bullshit. Yet, the GOP pols are out here trying to make Occam’s razor into a fucking spoon hoping their base eats it up.

Role playing involves consent and I don't think that this guy gets that. 

Young white women ignore old white woman to focus on young white woman.

This is what happens when ESPN closes their comment section.  

I mean is there really anything more American than a fat, bloviating old white guy being an obnoxious dick to everyone around him while accusing them of doing things he himself is far more guilty of?

I know you don’t actually fucking care, and you’re just a troglodyte that wants to spew Fox News talking points without ever having an original thought, but on the off-chance you actually are both uninformed and want to learn, here’s what’s actually happening.

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

So Papa John lost his PR firm, and the PR firm had to lay off staff. So pretty much a lose-lose, which is also how I would describe paying for Papa John’s shitty pizza.

I’ve heard she’s lactose intolerant. Do we really want someone like that in government?

That’s literally not why this is happening, but okay.

AV Club quickly became a staple of my GMG browsing experience when it was added to the group, and I check it multiple times every day. I don’t have the hate boner for Kinja that so many other people evidently do, so all I’ve seen is a top-notch site with top-notch articles about the teevee and other things. You all…

Here to forever support you guys. I’ve read The Onion/AV Club for probably 15 years, and have been a Deadspin commenter/shithead for probably 7.

For all the A.V. Club staff. I know these are worrying and uncertain times, but it was obvious from the outside that you were getting fucked by corporate at Univision, which has been striping the site of everything that made it special and has been turning it into an empty shell. Now, you may still have an opportunity…

I’ve been hanging around this site for years. Was that the BEST use of my time? Dunno. But it provided an outlet for snarky jokes and pointed me towards some truly amazing shows and movies I never would have watched otherwise, helping me to steer clear of others that weren’t worthy. Like many other long-timers, I was…

Resistance and Jak and Daxter games need a comeback.

Holy fucking shit, that last dude’s dad is a war criminal. I hope you come home every year for the holiday’s and upper decker every toilet in his house. 

Who woulda thunk it!?!

It's almost like its infinitely easier to motivate people to vote for something positive, instead of against something negative.......

Yep.