No, no, no. They don’t want “socialism.” They just want the “free market” to be “fair”. See the difference?

NOOOOO GUY NUMBER 1! NOOO! Everything in the entire question is bad/wrong (badong), for a variety of reasons.

I was going to make a pithy milk related pun but then I read the whole suicide thing and couldn’t bring myself to do it. Like damn. I didn’t realize it was that tough for dairy farmers. Given our country’s obsession with milk, cheese and all other things dairy, you’d think a dairy farmer ought to be able to clean up.…

How about when Poochie died on his way to his home planet?

Canadian farmers just over the border from his farm make almost twice that much. (American farmers made about $25 per 100 pounds of milk in 2014.) That’s because Canada has a quota system—and higher retail milk prices—that help its dairy farmers earn a better living

Isn’t the whole point of the FOIA that you’re not allowed to decline the request (except in cases of national security)?

not with that attitude, at least.

Default skin was the best of skins, was the blurst of skins

HYPER COLORS!!! I had the tee shirt that everyone ruined on the third wash

Watch out for the stingers.

People do this a lot.

Please cite with “(Harvard Stats)“ next time

No, but I’ve also never asked “to speak to the manager.” I hear it’s a thing people do. 

From The Mixed-Up Files Of Mrs. Chuck. E. Cheeseweiler

Wait - no letters about The Sandlot?

Consider it more getting back to basics, because they’ve done it off and on for years.

Forbidden snack...

Maybe jewel caterpillars

Is this one of those pigeons that change color if you press on it?*

Peacock shrimp is not impressed