This won’t be a problem as soon as he figures out how to optimize the fans.

I’m withholding judgment on this until Matt Damon weighs in.

Odd that he chose Harvey Weinstein Jr as his pejorative instead of, say, Roger Ailes Jr.

Kimmel is beefing with Hannity, and I foolishly clicked Hannity’s Twitter account hoping for a chuckle. After I was done convulsing and regained my eyesight, I realized that I’d made a terrible mistake by reading such raw and unrefined dip-shittery.

Tis was legitimately hard to read as an American. All of these people using their platforms to try and discredit a 17 year old mass shooting survivor is beyond disgusting. Good on the kid for staying strong though, we need more like him.

I suspect that the writers of those articles and all who follow the sites have some sort of impairment. I sort of feel bad for them, but then again I don’t.

The nutters are pissed that this kid thumped the shit out of them. Instead of accepting defeat like the noble brave principled warriors they believe they are, the RWNJs are acting like the whiney wimp bullies they actually are and role playing as Mean Girls.

Turtles III. Even as a kid i could tell what a huge drop in quality that film was.

Carolina Jones has a nice ring to it.

100% guarantee he’s read The Game.

He looks like a disgraced street magician.

Nope, he actually, literally, 100% did that. Then patted himself on the back for being brave enough to use the word “rape.”

I don’t know if you’re joking or reporting fact, but, either way, I believe you 100%.

If Trump were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

I’m putting you on standby for tomorrow morning’s team meeting at my office.

He’s the Trump of MMA. He’s an unapologetic clown and a racist and a moron who wallows in his own vapidness....But he’s white. And that’s specifically why so many people like him and why he’s impervious to consequences.

“with flawed logic about things”

This is better when you realize that McGregor has become the deranged heel with flawed logic about things, but in real life. Who thinks it’s acceptable to not defend a title for two years?

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.