The “changes” are going to just be a name swap to The White House Stenographers Association Dinner

The issue isn’t that she torched the Administration, it’s that she torched the press. They’re just using Huckabee and Conway as cover to not amplify the quotes where she called them all complicit profiteers

Outside of avoiding impeachment, how is this any different than the Democratic platform in 2016? How is intentionally muting the enthusiasm of progressives going to help in a midterm election? If playing it centrist and safe actually worked for the Dems, how did they lose the swing states to a reality TV host?

I’ve always thought it was weird that Diddy was a monkey while Donkey was an ape, but now I’m realizing he’s the only monkey in the Kong family and I’m now wondering if Diddy is actually a Kong-world Saiyan

Now you’re getting it! This whole fake controversy seems cooked up to avoid those stories continuing into Monday.

The same people offended that jokes were told at their expense at a roast are voluntarily working for a man who insulted Paralympic athletes at an event supposed to honor them the day before.

Also from Men in Tights, when Robin is being told everyone he loves is dead:

From Pootie Tang:

These “6 Months Later” articles are awesome, this game got lost in a very busy release schedule for me but now I’ll probably pick up a GOTY edition at some point

If the voices my tinfoil hat hasn’t blocked are right, this is an epic subtweet. See you in June, I hope!

The religious persecution complex on the right is reaching a critical mass. It would be weird if this schism caught fire and did some damage, but it is far from impossible

They overpaid for Kelly because they believed audiences followed the face reading the news, they thought they could snag some viewers from Fox News

If every planet in the universe aligns and this actually works out, best case scenario is an entire theater filled with people with their phones out, most likely loudly discussing their options with their friends if not just yelling shit at the rest of crowd

The not-as-good-as-it-could-have-been video game adaptation agrees with the MacReady/Human Childs/Thing interpretation, but that might have been just to justify the sequel plot

There are no Trump supporters who will vote for a Democrat, maybe former Trump supporters but that’s as close as people will get. Centrists/moderates did not vote for Trump. The idea that any of this would fuel a damaging attack ad is ridiculous, those are coming either way and this is an esoteric issue to be…

But I’m contractually obligated… it is the most-clicked-on article that I write all year long

I propose eliminating Driver’s Ed as “car accident avoidance” 

Unfortunately, the only way to win is to not play. Carlson plays to a voluntarily captive audience, they look to the hosts to provide context and it’s deliberately skewed. You made the right call

Beneficial and fair are not the same thing. Now, if they could unionize they could make sure that everyone benefits fairly, from the NCAA down to the currently unpaid labor they make their money off of

Pruitt has them over a barrel and he knows it. The White House are about the only people he has any leverage over at this point, he’s keeping the industry concerns happy and there’s no one left to fill the vacancy that wouldn’t have even greater leverage and/or be a bigger embarrassment