Jay IS extremely pro-Semitic, which is one of the things I’ve always liked about his lyrics. I can think of at least two occasions when he does say “Mazel Tov”—once in some of his patter on “Roc Boys” and then, more importantly, on “New Day” in which he talks about his desire to have a son* and says “At 13 we’ll have…

Lebron had actually left to do a rally in Miami but came back once he decided they had a better chance of winning in Ohio.

I mean, they kind of have to listen to him, don’t they? He brought Cleveland a championship, he fucking owns that place for the rest of his life.

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

That female penguin’s name?

My heart sank for him right at that moment.

I’m irrationally upset for the (ex) husband penguin. Why’d she gotta be a hoe about it rather than just end it before it came to this? Fuckin Janet.

That humiliating hop over the branch at the end...smh

“I’m not sayin’ he should’ve taken his eye out... But I understand.”

I gave you a pebble, bitch!

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Perfectly put.

Never have I more heartily cosigned a sentiment.

Nah.

They turned his legs into linguine.

Well, except that the 46 will get you smoked lining up LBs or hybrid safety/LB types against the 3+ receiver sets that are more prevalent now than in 1985. And that the article we’re commenting on explains, with video evidence, how and why the Wide 9 works when deployed judiciously and correctly. But ok.

Ah yes, the 46. Everything Buddy Ryan did gets canonized because he looked and acted like fucking Frankie Cheesesteak from Pennsport, while the most successful coach in team history was never appreciated even before he got run out of town.

I know for a fact that renowned adult film star and fantasy football enthusiast Lisa Ann is originally from Philly (my buddy was in her graduating class) — and that she encourages the use of the Wide Nine.

adjusted sack rate

Jason Kelce is going to owe me a new tv by the end of the season.