I think the real story tonight is that the Wells Fargo Center now has a Shake Shack to go along with the Chickie and Pete’s crab fries.

I mean, we are? The majority of fans supported the rebuild– there were “Trust the Process” chants at the arena tonight, for fuck’s sake.

This kid’s got a strong moral compass that’s about to be compromised — or at least challenged — by the system (he’ll get unduly punished and, logically, wonder about the unfairness of it all). How do we look out for him? Kid deserves a better lot in life.

Roger Goodell might have a job for you.

Flexing after the hit..thats a fine.

That Steelers jersey completes it.

Had the Pork Belly sandwich twice. More sinful than delicious. I was glutenous and had craving for a high carb/fat meal. The Pork Belly sandwich completely and efficiently satisfied my needs.

I, uh, haven’t pooped since Tuesday morning.

The shit eating grin he has as she does the set up is spectacular. He’s really thinking he’s going to put an end to all this nonsense right here and now! He just has no idea how much better everything sounds in his head than it does in the real world.

and you got McRib brawl backup, if needed

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

Indeed, it’s just yet another reason to be thankful that I’ve never had to visit Kansas.

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

And their Buffalo Chicken version ain’t no slouch either. Ok, it’s just a chicken tender with Frank’s Red Hot sauce glopped on it and some blue cheese dressing, but still, you could do worse for a buck. (And I have.)

If you’re talking shit about the McRib then we’re gonna fight.

Trump went from 2 women at 8 PM to 4 women by assaulted midnight. He is in full Cosby mode!

How does a woman who seems like she couldn’t get a job managing a Starbucks wind up as the media face of a presidential campaign?

Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.

She is so awful.