"…The Pussycats get to play The Archies’ one good song, “Sugar, Sugar,” at a second-episode pep rally."

"Maybe Hollywood should just make better movies in general?"

For a game targeted at casual gamers, Niantic really screwed the pooch by introducing then removing the tracking feature, since, you know, the whole appeal of this game was hunting Pokemon and not wandering aimlessly hoping that maybe you'll find that elusive Grimer on your sightings screen. It's still pretty big…

This was much lazier than I expected. Jesus.

Can you recommend some of these books?

That's the movie with the sexy Bond girl and the guy with an afro, right? I've been waiting for that sequel for years.

There are people who exist who happen to not like the Beatles, just like there are people who don't like peanut butter, despite its popularity. Nothing contrarian about it. Hell, a bunch of people even disliked Fury Road.

Hey Joe, Ed Wood Wednesdays changed my life.

As one of the few people who actually liked this film while recognizing it as deeply flawed, I'll admit that I'm disappointed we won't get another one.

He also doesn't kill people.

I saw all three on a triple feature at the New Beverly a few years ago, and I was shocked at how much more I liked ED1 over the other films. Also, even with a packed audience of enthusiastic fans, I still can't fully get into Army of Darkness. It has its moments, but a lot of the gags don't work for me. I'm probably…

I'll admit that I've been clicking these GJI posts mainly for the angry comments. The comments about these posts are usually better than the posts themselves.

Have fun with that, sweetheart.

"Return of the Jedi is great…"

I initially read this as "Batman has been with four different dudes in the last 15 years."

I remember a rather detailed explanation on how one would go about having sex with their car.

"Roger Ebert's Law of Economy". Is that where you review a movie after the first 8 minutes?

I remember a lot of people not thinking that a character like Cap would work nowadays. Too cheesy, too old school, etc. My optimism for the film was basely solely on Joe Johnston being on board since he knocked it out of the park with The Rocketeer.

Damn, aside from Del's voice and those atrocious back up singers, this is damn-near a photocopy. Totally agree on Del's voice changing the tone here. It makes it better and less like back-patting bros bitching about some "skank."

*pulls out size 3 shoes*