Right, the tourist town was closed because tourist season is over. Who goes on a cruise this time of year? I'm sure it was super cheap, but when something is super cheap, you have to ask yourself "why?" 

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…

First off, the female biological urge to reproduce has nothing to do with evolution. We are literally propagating our species.

Is it weird that when I first saw that “You lack something” message I instantly blurted out to my fireteam “self-respect”?

You were not kidding about the sheer fucking volume of tweets.

I vote to actually make these names canon.

I’ve never played the original game, or this game, but was curious when it hit Steam for free. I downloaded it, and like the others that were new to the game, I felt COMPLETELY and utterly lost. Had to research online just how to start the campaign, and even then, it doesn’t really feel like I’m getting ANY of the…

Boycotting doesn’t work unless the company is very small or highly localized. The vast majority of blizzard’s customers don’t know or care about any of this.

RetrospecTuaL, the Reddit user quoted in the article, really said it all.

For the record, just opening a dictionary of sexual terms discredits your assertion. Second, even WITHIN the queer community there are people who have a problem understanding gender identification and sexual spectrum. So precise terms such as bi or pan HAVE their use. Not our fault if people are biased with their own…

I can’t wait to read Jacobin’s hit piece on how Hamilton is a bootlicker for buying Fage instead of bartering personal training lessons for homemade yogurt at a local co-op now.

“...including the one that donned the costume of The Joker himself before opening fire on an Aurora auditorium:”

He needs to get out and endorse Elizabeth Warren.  He's a good man, but it's simply not to be.

It is Queen of Wands, but I’m not sure if it is still online. It was a web 1.0 era webcomic.

a thank you note? fuck you, I don’t want to work for your company. How about you thank me for taking my time to show up for the interview? Thanking me for offering my expertise and knowledge to your company?

So does this mean talking to Amanda will, in essence, trigger the attack on the Tower?

Oh, JFC. In almost EVERY single one of these scenarios, it would be perfectly socially and professionally acceptable to say “Like I haven’t heard that 15 times today!” and flip the banter.

Just a guess, but I don’t think they got the camera shot timing right.  They were wide on the full panel when they should’ve had a close-up on Woody and Kenan.

I’m all for talking about how shitty it was for Lorne to have Trump host, but I’m never going to believe being on SNL got Trump elected. SNL just doesn’t have that level of cachet - even in 2000, when the show was more popular and more known to the public, Bush (who got a lot of fun and positive sketches on the show)…